How many bikes is too many..?

Ah, the eternal question of bike ownership! Well, when it comes to determining how many bikes are too many, let's delve into the realm of humour and see what we find. Remember, this is all in good fun!

When you can no longer enter your house without executing a perfectly choreographed bike parking routine, you might have too many bikes.

If your significant other starts referring to you as the "Crazy Bike Hoarder" instead of your actual name, it's probably a sign that you've exceeded the bike limit.

When your local bike shop sends you personalized Christmas cards, complete with a thank-you note for your unwavering support throughout the year, it's a strong indicator that you might have an excess of bikes.

If you have to build a custom garage just to store your bikes, complete with an elaborate security system and temperature-controlled environment, it's safe to say you've reached the point of having too many bikes.

When you have more bikes than you have pairs of shoes, and your shoe rack has been converted into a bike rack, it's probably time to reconsider your bike collection.

If your social media profiles are dominated by bike-related content and your friends think you've secretly become a sponsored professional cyclist, you might want to reassess the number of bikes you own.

Remember, this is all in jest, and there's no fixed number of bikes that constitutes "too many." As long as you enjoy riding them and have the means to care for them, feel free to indulge your love for bikes in any way you see fit!